Sorry, dude. I've seen this sort of thing happen. Trying to save you a life of Uhura blow up dolls.

No way. I prefer vagina.

In the real world, he'd go to prison for fooling around with his granddaughter, too. Wait, what?

I want a shot of Chris Pine looking up into the camera, yelling "CUMBERBATCH!" Worth a $12 movie ticket right there.

She's screaming "Why do I look like I'm obviously look like I'm fake screaming?!?"

Well, tight butthole is the answer to everything.

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Thanks for the input. Your English is just fine - certainly better than some of the natives on here. :)

"Sequences shortened."

So are sociopaths, who may feel no stress from lying, immune to lie detectors?

Assassin's Creed.

Warfare for the videogame generation.

Unavoidable.

People are just idiots.

"Dee safeword, dee safeword, boss!"

I only know of one foolproof way to spot a plane.

Pretty messed up, because Picard would have been born more than 90 years before he was born in the original timeline. It would also be messed up because it was established he started losing his hair when he was Benny Cummerbund's age.

Of course it will affect the company. But you are focusing on the hardware in your comment, and the whole point of my comment was that people who are focusing primarily on hardware are missing the point of why Apple is so successful.

If you think it's all about the device, you've already lost.

Yes, but will your lonely Aunt Martha love it as much as she loves her showerhead now?