That's kind of a hugely inaccurate generalization. Nice try, though. You sound confident about it, and that's half the battle.

I was once so proud to have taught myself HTML and CSS, and coding my own homepage (Tripod? Angelfire? Geocities? Eh? Eh?) was a point of extreme pride.

Welcome to Michissippi.

F-PLUS. CLICK.

well it's obvious they don't score this shit on actual cuteness alone. how the hell can they award a baby with NO hair "best hair"??? good thing i've never been interested in doing pageants (nor do i have the cash, lol) because i'd probably end up in jail for assault. lol.

I often struggle with being one of the few feminists in my rural area that is populated heavily with my family. (Don't ask why I'm here... Long Story) The males win, always.

And my husband and I get bitched at because we don't do Santa. Guess who brings the presents in our house? The people who fucking paid for them, that's who! lol. That's right, mommy and daddy worked their asses off to buy you all this awesome stuff. Now, thank us heartily and enjoy your childhood free of stupid lies…

I'd like to thank forums/message boards for being there for me as a teenager, and helping me develop my snark and comeback repertoire.

I dunno, once I stopped getting upset about the insults, they stopped trying so hard. I didn't give them what they wanted, which was a reaction. Then, like the author, I started with turning the insults around on them. First I earned a reputation for not being easy to fuck with, and then eventually being not worth…

I've gotten "called out" as a hipster on many occasions except, here's the thing, I'm just a mom living in rural ass Michigan. lolz. Ok, I'm also a photographer, but not the cool kind - I do weddings. Regular, run-of-the-mill type weddings. There is nothing cool about my everyday life. I'm boring. And yet I still get…

My mother in law is the same way as this woman and I am just the opposite. I don't have a lot of time to clean, plus I'm really messy. (especially in my workspaces. heh.) I keep the living room, bathroom, and kids bedrooms cleaned up on a daily basis, and that's about all the daily chores I can handle. Once a week I…

haha - indeed.

My brother-in-law started dating his ex when he was 31 she was 16. I was around for most of their relationship. I was also 16 at the time they started dating, and it never seemed "weird" to me because the chick thought she had won the lottery. She bragged to me constantly. My husband (then boyfriend) and I went out…

Please let her be infertile...

WOOT.

Experience with this!!

Battery life could be way better - but my phone has crap battery life to begin with. I shut the Groove IP off when I'm not using it. Actually, I shut the wifi off too.

Google Voice number w/ Groove IP on my android phone. Actually, it's my business number. It rings my cell, my home phone, and my computer. Love it. I only pay $25/month for 300 mins and unlimited data on Virgin Mobile. (no contract) AND if I am too broke to pay it for a while, in an emergency I can always pull into a…

I keep hoping that Michigan will go GREEN soon. Our economy is complete shit right now. Detroit, Flint, and a few other cities have decriminalized pot. We've got medical marijuana. We're almost there! And there sooooo much GREAT homegrown stuff here.