Truck driver? Maybe for the shittiest company ever. My husband is a branch manager for a fleet of truck drivers and his company requires clean backgrounds. They’ve turned away quite a few sex offenders.

I thought it must be a joke when I heard Flint was going to get its water from the Flint River. The fact that the river is gross has been a running joke here in Michigan for years. Honestly at this point I’m surprised it’s not worse.

waahhhhhhhhhhh

My husband gets me flowers occasionally, which is OK with me, but I really love it when he picks me a flower after a walk or something. Buying flowers feels almost like a waste to me, but I get it and I appreciate the gesture. Jewelry, though - I hate jewelry featuring diamonds. I refuse to own any. My husband would…

My mom invited the entire family over for Easter and pulled an overdose stunt (she called for an ambulance before eating 30 blood pressure pills) while my young children were present. I slapped her - I couldn’t take it. She’d done it many times before, ever since I was a child myself, and it just hurt so much that she…

My husband and I used to use that line as a joke quite often when we were teenagers. You are not shamed alone. (and, ok, I may have said it as recently as this year when crawling over him to get into bed... old habits...)

I was a fat kid, so most of the crap I got wasnt overtly sexual. I did, however, witness my black friends in 5th & 6th grade being harassed by fully grown men. I was nowhere near developed physically, but quite a few of my friends were. I didn’t understand a friend of mines hatred of her breasts (I wanted some so…

dammit, i read those reviews for like 20 minutes. agh.

I fucking love this movie and other movies of similar comedic persuasion. Maybe you just don't know enough kickass females? ;)

I joke with my husband about my periods, too. Sometimes I'll even give them names. "This hardcore broad right here, this is definitely a BATHILDA." We've always been grossly open about my uterus spitting out unused baby-making ingredients.

We don't spank and really, that decision was as much for us as it was for them. I was abused as a child and seeing children get spanked gives me panic attacks, no matter how well-meaning the parent administering it is. I just start freaking out, shaking, breathing crazy - it might be some sort of PTSD style thing, I…

hahahaha... we have twin vehicles.

I'm excited to see what kind of borderline they're going for here. I'm quite experienced with people who have BPD - I talk to them every day. ;)

My mom and grandma are both BPD. I grew up in what I call a "BPD Matriarchy". My mom had three kids by three different men, gave us all her maiden name, and raised us…

i do get food everywhere sometimes, but it's usually when i'm not at a traditional table setting that this happens. i think women tend to eat slower because we're more conscious about not appearing to be too eager to chow down, as well as the fact that some of us have had "manners" banged into our brains since early…

yeah, i totally agree. i'm 5' 9" and currently an hour-glass shaped size 16/18 (I swap it around, you know how it is) and yeaaahh... she's maybe a 10/12 at the MOST. i have a shape like that when i'm 10ish in size (i miss it dearly, oh yes) so i'm gonna go with that. at 5' 9" i clock in at around 140 lbs at that size.

As someone who has worked in the wedding industry for many years, I have seen the worst of what happens when brides try to get things for cheap. It's not even the poorer brides who do this the most, either - often it's middle or upper-middle class chicks who want to skimp on one area to give them more money for…

It didn't happen to me, but it happened to my mom. When I was about 11 years old my mom was going through a really rough time. She was a single mother of three children (I was the oldest) and we had just moved from Michigan to Mississippi with nothing but our clothes to escape her abusive asshole of an ex-boyfriend.…

Being in a vehicle in the rain is akin to being in a womb. Indeed, I find being in an automobile in the rain so comforting that I'll FIND a reason to get in my minivan and drive or even just to sit and enjoy the rain drumming on the metal exterior. If you are also one of those people who really love falling asleep to…

That first tweet by Arthur Chu is really great. Changing the hashtag like that just looks racist as hell. I understand that police aren't *only* shitty to black people - but they are DISPROPORTIONATELY shitty to people of color, especially when it comes to MURDERING them, so can we PLEASE just leave the fucking…

so that's just a cheap ass ego style vape wrapped in gold tape/vinyl sticker with a protank II or similar knockoff covered in those stick-on bedazzler crystals. this setup is not for a serious vaper, but would be a good starting point (ehh... sans the "bling" hopefully? lol.) for someone who is vape-curious. i totally…