I didn't realize that was an actual person at first. It looks like one of those wax figures.

Yeah but there's plenty of wannabe bikers who thinks it will help them GET LAID

Lewis Black is my power animal.

Ovary and Fallopian tube also available. Sorry, no complete set of two - seller doesn't want to grow a mustache like her great aunt did.

FOR SALE - USED WOMB - ENDURANCE TESTED! Womb has twice carried 9lb+ offspring ending in uncomplicated vaginal births and is currently in great repair. Price negotiable, seller motivated! You'll be thunking out big ol' bundles of joy with this hardy womb of steel!

I also photographed a wedding this summer in the Upper Peninsula, and although it makes for a great quickie story, isn't nearly as horrible as the above wedding was. (It was actually quite pleasant as far as weddings go.) The crazy part of the U.P. wedding was riding around in an old school bus without legit plates…

I've photographed a lot of weddings, and thus I have plenty of stories I love to regale friends and family with, ranging fully from hilarious to hellish, but there is one wedding I've only talked about in private with my husband due to how utterly FUCKED it was.

A couple years ago, my wedding photography biz in its…

YES. I was going to mention this exactly. I will offer a slight change, though... I know lots of people do it - even in the news media - but it's not just Oxycodone. It's any opiate. Oxycodone and hydrocodone (Oxycontin / Norco or their even more dangerous acetaminophen-filled sisters Percocet / Vicodin) are the most…

I'm a snob about music. I've never given Taylor Swift the time of day. I harbor no actual dislike because I haven't even attempted to listen to her music. It's not my usual thing, ya know? (I geek out on that lofi-garage-post-punk-alternative-noise-folk-indie-shit.) Buuuut I followed the link and listened to THAT…

Gym memberships in rural Michigan cost like $25+ per month plus the gas to get there, and a package of 4 Stacker 3 diet pills is $1.99. Local prices vary.

haha - I've had people tell me I should feed my kids lentils ALL THE TIME because they're cheap and healthy. Sure, my 8 and 3 year olds are going to chow the fuck down on lentils - yum! (and then it will be my fault for not feeding them lentils when they were babies to poverty-train their palates)

Ain't no drama like church drama. Christians even have memes about the shit. I grew up in small evangelical churches (free methodist) and stuff like this was going on all the time, even if the pastor wasn't guilty of whatever egregious sin - even if he wasn't a tremendous douche bag like this dude. It's sad though,…

no, no, and no. borderline personality disorder doesn't roll that way. in fact, it gets better with age. besides, that broad can't blame this shit on BPD. fuck that. the author should rethink throwing out random mental illnesses as an excuse for this broad's disgusting behavior.

My mother was diagnosed with both right after my childhood had ended. She wasn't the best mother, that's for fucking sure, but she would never in a million years... jesus christ. There's something one of my mom's therapists told me: don't let her blame her mental illness for bad behavior. Yes, her mental illness makes…

RIGHT?! For fuck's sake, people - the only thing to DO out here in the boonies is loudly party the fuck down! Rural people have quiet lifestyles, my ass.

That's obviously not a native resident bitching. I've dealt with her kind before, though.

I spent my teenage years at my grandmother's house in the woods outside a…

Errr... that doesn't sound legit. Not what you said - what they said. lol. I have friends in California who quit smoking because of how expensive cigarettes are there. I'm in Michigan - where cigarettes are far cheaper - and they're $6+ a pack here. There's no effin' way they're only $5 a pack in California. I was…

Seriously?! Vaping is FAR, FAR cheaper than cigarettes. I smoked for 15 years and quit at the beginning of the year - been vaping ever since. I used to spend about $70 a week on cigarettes and now I spend - AT MOST - $20 per week. And as far as being offered a cigarette? It happens all the damned time to me and since…

I honestly think Reading Rainbow is something that helped inspire within me a lifelong love of reading and literature, and I'm BEYOND excited that my young children are now going to be able to enjoy it! So here's the question - what age group(s?) is the reboot going to be geared towards, and what, if anything, NEW…

YESSSS!!!! I had to yell to the husband - "OMG, OMG, LOOK! FUCKIN' LOUIS CK IS PISSED AT COMMON CORE TOO!" - because it's nice knowing we're not the only ones sitting here scratching our heads, wondering what the fuck this or that means. We consider ourselves decently educated, fairly intelligent people, but the…

and odd how Renfro gets busted a year later at age 15 with coke.