Truth! My family was on and off Food Stamps for my entire childhood. I WAS A FAT CHILD. lol. My mom was a power shopper with coupons in hand, and if it was on sale, we were going to eat it no matter how bad for us it was. "See these snack cakes? They have wheat in them. And eggs. See? These cover at least three food…

I keep telling people it's a myth, but that it's still totally tits having sex. The orgasms are just mind-blowing near the end. MIND BLOWING. I think it has something to do with the uterus being stretched to capacity or something, because I could seriously feel the hell out of the contractions that cause orgasms, and…

What really pisses me off - well, actually, there's PLENTY - is that here in MI we have a seriously overloaded foster care system. People get busted all the time for being abusive assholes to the kids - or worse. There's just not enough people willing / good enough to take care of all these kids without homes, and yet…

also they all have secret but obvious plastic surgery addictions, drug addictions, crazy diets, are too thin and too fat at the same time, have cellulite, are just like you, are better than you...

Why are there so many photographers who think of themselves as purists who are carrying the torch for "real" photography? They all have different opinions, too.

homophobes imagine gay dudes looking like the guys in the video, though. even more effeminate, even.

Are you having trouble figuring out what articles are about?

our /us page is full of us dressed up in silly costumes, loving lo-fi bands our friends are in, liking a bunch of geeky stuff in common, exchanging photos that range from silly to downright offensive, and me leaving public comments like "i hope all the hair in the drain didn't come from your taint. no wait... i hope…

maybe i'm just stoned, but i like to think there's cats under her dress. run, kitties! it's a trap! she's a venus cat trap. or something. see, told ya - stoned.

I was 15, summertime. Went tubing down the river and when I changed I thought I got MUD in my swimsuit crotch. I was kinda freaked out because I tried wiping it out and it was all brown and icky. I scrubbed the hell out of my crotch. A few hours later I felt really shitty. My grandma - whom I lived with - said I was…

Duuude! me too! ;)

I was a fattie as a child. Yep. And I started my period at 15.

mine are more like craters than dimples. heh.

i love her blindingly white, full-and-in-control, motherfuckin dimply thighs! hells yeah. you rock those thighs. you muh bitch, lena. muh biiiiitchuh.

sawing the pelvis, and then the woman has to push the baby out with an unhinged pelvis and gaping wound in her crotch. local anesthetic was all they received for the initial cutting into the skin. that's it. no other drugs. OMFG. evil.

trying... to... resist... the... google... awww i can't, i have to!!

I've used my son as a cover to use the men's room. Especially when I'm working fairs or festivals with my photo booth. The women's lines are always hella long.

Harry Potter speaks Parseltongue, and he is therefore a Parselmouth.

so, jeff. did you or did you not know that john mcafee was into bath salts? because it was apparently a huge passion of his. does that change any of your thoughts about this story?

and it IS him... i posted about it. i'm a blulight.ru forum member. i joined for the info, and then years later i get to read all the crazy posts by John McAfee and his bath salts binges and synthesizing. nice membership perk.