This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

They need a better evacuation plan. 

My best, Ed

Damn. I lost $100 on that decision, although I earned back $20 on a parlay for writ of certiorari and another $10 on the number of authors of the majority’s decision.

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Averaging 1 goal per game is a bigger problem than figuring out which Stanley Cup winning goalie to start....

Who can forget Ryan Kesler

You underestimate the signifcance of white sheets to the right.

It makes me think he’s probably they type of fellow who refuses to refill the Keurig when he’s done with it.

Smart move having two of every position. Also, style tip, when Team Israel pinch-hit for the catcher, they call it a a “Shabbos LuCroy”

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

This is the only interesting bike race I’ve seen to date

Peter King came to my town once. Went to a diner and loved the coffee so much he drank four pots. Then he took a three flush shit. You could hear the splashing sounds from the sidewalk. Afterwards he comes out smiling, telling us all, “Hell of a toilet you got there. American Standard. Nothing like it.”

I have a single, entirely rhetorical question about the Malkin-to-Kessel goal above: How the hell do you stop that?

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio