Band meeting! Jemaine?

And one day when you are gone,
You know that life will still go on.
But no one’ll care if you’ve been good, bad, right or wrong.
Life will still go on.

We don’t deserve this kind of historical long-form journalism, but thank you for writing it anyway.

Ian Oquendo thinks this is stupid

It’s Roy Cooper, not Rory.

I have fewer than zero fucks to give about this.

Pass the douchie on the glove-hand side

Carlos Boozer and Delonte West are not entertaining?

The Rocket Richard Value Tale ftw!

The Pirates’ front office wouldn’t piss on a free agent if he were on fire (“high urine acquisition cost”).  The GM openly called last year a “bridge year” despite winning 98 games the year before. They dumped Liriano and threw in two prospects on top of it because, well, that is The Pirate Way. Cutch recovered…

The cheese did indeed go. all. the. way.

In the immortal words of Mike Singletary, “Can’t do it.” Star Trek TNG is the Ryan Mallett of Star Treks.

Was Marshall Pampered? I guess it all Depends.

In January 2011 I bought a 2009 Jetta TDI on eBay for $18,900. In two weeks VW will buy it back for $9000 plus $5100 restitution. So basically I’m out of pocket $5000 for six years of driving. Fraud and environmental harms notwithstanding, I don’t think I can muster a complaint about the deal. 

If I squint I can just make out Eric Dickerson.

Jason McIntyre’s insomnia has been felled by this post.

I have a 2009 Jetta TDI sedan with 80k and no options to speak of.