Back in my day we would walk uphill both ways for takes! Do you know how disappointing it is to climb a half-mile mountain of snow, seeing the corpses of your school mates littered as an almost nascent monument to mortality, while you achingly climb towards the top, the top where you believe your salvation awaits, and…

Mitch Albom heard about this days ago.

It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Too much Iron City. And the alcohol probably didn’t help, either.

Yeah, Buuuoooy!

I don’t know what your complaining about, Brady looks really good.

“Glad to see the establishment more tolerant of tripping.”

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

Granted, I am white...but am I missing something?

I assume Elton John will be recording a new version of “Candle In The Wind” to memorialize this.

You guys have no Kluwe what it takes to be a punter in the NFL. It’s not even Feagles for the average person. I knew a Guy that Landeta really good punting job and he was out of the league within weeks, his life in Rouen.

Thank you for helping shine some light on this situation. I, like many, received the notice in late October that my paperwork has been approved and I would get the offer in 10 days. I went ahead and bought a CPO GTI as I didn’t want to be stuck without a car and wanted the freedom to shop around. I still have heard…

“If one were to make a list of reasons for Knicks fans to be pessimistic about their team’s prospects going forward, Jackson might be No. 1.”

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Yep, and it’s all bananas.