This is what a basic person says to justify their nonsense.

So instead of speaking ill, you’re supposed to make shit up that is in direct opposition?

Nah - if you want kids, evaluate whether you’d actually be a good parent. The delusional ones will have kids anyway but the wide eyed realists will make the correct decision regardless of what it is.

I’m more than a regular pot users. I still think people shouldn’t drive unless they’re sober.

Parents without cars are abusing their kids, amirite?

For real. I’m the biggest stoner I know and I would personally like to slap all the idiots who think that driving stoned is okay. No, drive your chevrolegs to the corner store and get a chaco taco.

Cats on the other hand. It’s like skipping downhill.

I hope! Only thing worse than sexual incompatibility is conversational incompatibility.

“My wife said not tonight I just fapped it in the bathroom for 5 minutes and then feel asleep like a baby”

Getting blazed daily is a perfect reason to not have kids.

If your definition of good natured has you stewing hours later, it’s a pretty bad definition.

300 basis points of meh difference.

Deserves?

Good for her.

Literally no one in the retail brassier business wants that double D business.

Doctors and Lawyers are generally helpless outside of their profession.

Ghastly joke.

Value victims too little? That’s pretty crime and family dependent - rapes obviously aren’t take seriously at all despite the extensive trauma they cause. On the other hand with murders, especially headline catching ones, the victim’s political value to the survivors is astronomically disproportionate to everything…

If Pete Prisco says it you can be sure the opposite is true.

One positive attribute of the internet is learning that a lot of different people tie up their identities in very specific things and don’t ever ponder the why of it.