poor browns

Still better than the Thousand Year Frank Reich.

Yeah, guys, you’re not supposed to rape your classmates. You’re supposed to wait until you start those finance jobs before you start ruthlessly exploiting the vulnerable.

People aren't wearing enough hats

Not that your opinions are wrong, but if you change weed to booze, that is basically every parent in the 1950s-1980s.

(You can talk to me all you want about the cognitive benefits of boredom, and I agree that they are myriad, but bored kids can often be super whiny and annoying.)

I will never understand how the defense of an inadequate punishment is so often “because it would ruin his career.”

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

I actually have no experience in this field, but as an observant human, my best guess is that commenting on something you read in the person’s profile is by far the best way to go.

Once again, we highlight the difference between liberty and freedumb.

There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

apple cider vinegar, horse radish root, hot peppers, mashed onion, garlic and ginger root

What I’ve noticed is that all it takes is really learning ONE THING very well, and then you are able to see how complicated and complex most things are, and it allows you to judge your own ignorance much more clearly.

There are several studies that show that the less you know about something, the more you underestimate your own ignorance. What I've noticed is that all it takes is really learning ONE THING very well, and then you are able to see how complicated and complex most things are, and it allows you to judge your own…

Why, Luke Wilson, why.

That’s because for these people, it is all about THEM and their insistence on a particular worldview. It’s classic cognitive dissonance. The whole damn thing- the focus on the birth experience, the belief in the power of natural foods, the mistrust of vaccinations- all of it. I think it has something to do with the…

old, computer-illiterate people who post sassy garfield and betty boop “memes” (not sure what else you’d call them?) about how much they hate mondays single-handedly ruined Facebook.

Roger Goodell promptly responded to this crisis by decreeing that all turfed fields should have the ability to lift up to sweep an incapacitated player under.

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

Or they have actual lives and can’t go to 41 games per year. Or they bought their season tickets with a shred of hope that the basketball might be watchable (and the tickets they don’t use not worthless). In any case, they’re far more loyal to the team than the vast majority of people in the city who are too busy NOT…