C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

I’m brazilian, and let me tell you.. bad advise! We can easily distinguish “gringos” on those outfits. Better blend in with casual working clothes, plain polo shirt, jeans and beaten up shoes... Don’t show off your phone, or any other devices, don’t show your wallet or money, don’t talk out loud - people will know it…

It’s not common at all and I don’t know any corporate types who use any more security in Brazil than they do elsewhere in the world. This is the first kidnapping in the news in many years. Jalopnik readers need to wipe the cow shit off their boots and learn about other countries.

I got a new cavalier for my 16th birthday. I was completely ecstatic until I saw this in the showroom. I drooled like an Ohio Marty McFly.

Saw one a couple weeks ago. It made me very happy.

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

Random Internet Commenter calling Elon Musk a “dimwit” was good for a sensible chuckle. I may have even chortled. Thanks!

How is this the only picture of Kotton’s Blazer?

Haha, you should tell less people about this.......

COTD

New Logo:

Emperor Wilhelm II would like a word with you

That would imply intelligence and intent, none of which are applicable to horses.

Lighten up, nerd.

I’m like 95% sure they’ll get the same amount from Groupon that they would have otherwise.

I’m like 95% sure they’ll get the same amount from Groupon that they would have otherwise.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

Pet cleaning, rinsing a specific area if you have really bad water pressure, massaging a sore muscle if you have really good water pressure, masturbation.

Pet cleaning, rinsing a specific area if you have really bad water pressure, massaging a sore muscle if you have…

Wait, do people NOT fold their underwear???