Loved my scooter as a kid. When I was 19, my grandma asked me what I wanted for my birthday... I thought it would be hilarious to fart around campus on a scooter again, and asked for one! I received a $50 CVS special with a 140 pound weight limit. My 200 pound ass bent the forks and split the cheap plastic wheels in…

Accentuates the weird eyebrow effect the vents give already! That being said, not sure if I really prefer one way or the other as you made it... the car is perfectly bizarre as it sits already :)

This article sent me down the Renault rabbit hole and now I want one of these. Imagine all the picnics!!!

You just sent me down such a long rabbit hole - culminating with me searching for Mk1 Espaces for sale in Europe. Sorry boss. Someone should review that next! Cheers!

SOUP is an awesome channel. I still can’t believe it hasn’t got more traction.

Thankfully TB makes it super easy to customize menu items on their app so you can experiment and recreate old items, like the MexiMelt. order a cheesy rollup, add beef, add pico. It’s even cheaper than the MexiMelt was!

I may have got drunk and ate a Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night. It’s a messy, disgusting godsend. NO RAGRETS.

Can’t a Chromecast do the same thing? 

Can’t a Chromecast do the same thing? 

I dropped a cool $100 at the Taco Bell Taco Shop on a three piece glass set, t-shirt and golf balls. No regrets on the latter; saying “WHERE ARE YOU, TACO BALL??” as I wade through the rough to find it has been worth the price of entry. One of the balls even lasted me a full three rounds before I throttled it into a…

Tom,

Meh. Saying you’ve been unemployed 900 days might imply he’s still being colluded against but he isn’t outright saying it. I don’t think the settlement was a “go away forever” severance package.

Sounds like this is France’s version of the doner kebab - namely it’s cheap and addictive (maybe not the fresh or cultural part). I’ll have to remember that whenever I’m in France next. I do recall these little quick shops all over Germany with premade sandwiches that remind me of this J-B sando, though I doubt they…

NP. AutoTempest shows four running examples for sale nationwide on Craigslist. Two are beaters, the other being $9000 (lol), and the NADA clean retail price is $4200. I would have listed it for $4500 also, you know someone’s coming with $4k cash and taking it home.

No no no no what’s the point of all this if we can’t irrationally argue about it on Kinja

I bet all of those new owners are going to manual swap the car. AMIRITE

Might want to add this

Final project :( Suggestions: something you always wanted to do but never tried, or something you can leave to a loved one to tinker with when you’re done!

Why don’t you take on a better project yourself and document it thoroughly on Opposite Lock? We’d all love more quality content, and it sounds like you’re the man for the job!

Blows my fucking mind that all the Jalopnik “experts” have the gall to tell you what to do with your money. Not to mention that your yearly build and journey has to be a cash cow for clicks here.... it’s one of the most valuable things you do for Jalopnik’s business (my guess at least). BUT WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST DO X Y…