They added a Tickle Fight mode? Sweet!

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

At least the french fries should be good. Famous Potatoes and all.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Good thing Torry Holt is retired or who knows what kind of hell would have broken loose.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Roethlisberger. He was hit by a car while motorcycling and more or less walked away.

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

Hey, #BlueLivesMatter asshole!

I don’t get it. Kaepernick takes a knee, and everyone’s all up in arms, but Jerry says that and not a peep from the police unions.

I hate Troy for winning 3 titles for Dallas and annoying me with Joe Buck, but I hate Skip’s soul. So I guess I’m with Troy? I hate myself.

The one thing still missing is young starting pitching. If Severino doesn’t pan out, the farm system is pretty barren.

Is there a fan fiction out there where Al Groh goes to New England and Bill stays in NY?

We all do. He’s Larry Bird for New Jersey dirtbags.

I’m not going to watch that video because just the thought of it makes me sick.

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

“Fuckin’ playoffs, how do they work?”