+1 flint and tinder

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

Romo’s sick of taking beatings. This is all part of his plan to hit 300 pounds to qualify to work from home.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

This raises an interesting question: how does a shark go about getting a prescription for Valtrex?

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

I would say 3rd stringers are expendable (unless they’re a hotshot recruit like Mixon). Always love how coaches put on the same old song and dance. If a starter gets busted for drug use/DUI/etc., he goes on about how the player made a mistake and he’s about giving chances. If a 3rd stringer does the same thing and is…

Show us on the doll where he put the jack links.

Harry doses the Hendersons

“I’d hit that.”

The White Walkers