So how do you explain the instances in which Ortiz was in a position to win a game under serious pressure and he delivered exactly what was required, in dramatic fashion? Case in point: 2013 ALCS, game two.

He’s with the Angels...he’s with the Angels....

“Governor, Guy Incognito for the Daily Newspaper and Record. How much of Peter Popoff’s water can you chug in one sitting?”

Rothlisberger is not water averse, so good call. Plus the manhandling of women in bathrooms makes him a villain.

Next up: attaching a giant magnifying glass to the copter and holding it over Romo like an ant.

Joni Mitchell: the soundtrack to clobberin time.

+1 self-flagellation - ouch.

No, that’s the Packers, Bears, Giants or any other team with a long “history” and “tradition” - The Pats have Victor Kiam, Zeke Mowatt, Steve Grogan and the 86' beating.

I once witnessed a guy peeing into a balloon in the balcony at the old yankee stadium dropping it onto the head of a little kid with a Red Sox hat. You might have been his revenge.

It must’ve been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.

Barack Obama is the founder of this, whatever it is. Keep Tebow out of sports? Who can say? People have said this.

America should have punched him in the eye.

Unfortunately, there kinda one and done. Liked them when treats came out, but mostly diminishing returns.

Diamond Joe is the first guest we’ve booked.

RV Beerpong with the Boner. Take that Corden, we have a concept.

NASCAR Drivers = swimmers with car keys. Example: Lochte, Ryan.

It’s more than tangible, it’s blatant. He leaks sand out of his body like a punching bag with a big ass hole being dragged across the gym to the closet. They can’t sew it up or stick duct tape on it anymore.

If they were going for futuristic bedpan, mission accomplished.

I still recall the game they played in 2013 against the Patriots, their letterman jackets looking bright and shiny...and the beating put upon them...