#Humanqbipede

If you were a car in the movie cars, would you let you buy yourself?

They could keep building stadiums on stadiums and keep forcing people to pay for them - Human Centipede Park they’ll call it.

Is there a fan fiction out there where Al Groh goes to New England and Bill stays in NY?

NY Jets: We’re like a less rapey/cokey/drunk/lord-of-the-fliesy Buffalo Bills!!!!

#babysteps

Why do they insist on having that human headbutt Bill Polian on ESPN? He basically blames the Patri-OTS (his shitty way of saying it) for everything evil under the sun because Manning was supposed to win eleventy three Superbowls under his reign.

+1 use of civil war doctors on the field going forward. bonesaw!

Everything they learned is in

Hey, Madonna has deep pockets! Never knew she was that dumb, but maybe it’s the language difference.

Jesus, they shouldn’t have given Schilling the responsibility of outsourcing this. They should have know the results would be....

Maybe the Giants are looking for someone to walk on water outside the park and play deep outfield?

“Thanks for overpaying.” - Red Sox fans.

JT Rocksalt

Railyard Jimmy
Jimmy Tommy Prunejuice
Tommyrags
Jim Tomsterno
The Cardboard Coach

When the Cowboys play Golden Corral and Little Cici’s, Romo is going to not want any bench time.

You mean you shouldn’t lean in and let it grow even worse? Trump seems like he’s doing OK, but then again, I’ve been trapped in a gas tunnel for ten hours.

Schill in the Bunker on 88FM the Blitz

Jesus this world is a mess. That we have to respect the people we once made fun of and bullied, that’s insane....

Not to put on the Trump hat but Jill Stein has not won a significant public office. She tried to run for governor a few years back but now it’s President or bust. The Green party needs to win some elections and actually compete before it’s taken seriously by anyone. The vaccination thing is just another example of…