It comes out on my birthday. Now the question is, do I want to celebrate this momentous occasion out in the world at a movie theater, or at home, pantsless, with a joint? Hard one.

Michael Pailin (70). Cutest Python of any era, worldy world traveler, goofy as all get out and a legitimately kind soul that I'd like to think conceals a tremendous amount of kink.

"Hotter than WHOM" Wills! WHOM. Clearly, Eton failed you.

It's one thing to make 300 sandwiches for a hot jacked dude. But this guy looks like my aunt!

I think a lot of people in the world today would greatly benefit from accepting that they are not special.

I think everyone should be able to find some form of love. Romantic love? I think that's a lot dicier, and that we'd be happier as a culture if we accepted that it's not necessarily something everyone will find.

When we started dating (in 2006), Mr. Quagmire joked that if the Flyers won the Stanley Cup, he would propose to me. We are from Philadelphia. That seemed hilarious to me, so it became a running gag that I would never marry him unless somehow the Eagles came through for me. Yeah right.

Sometimes you want a four course meal at a five star restaurant.

I'm doing it with my boyfriend at the moment - said cat is currently having a nap beside me. We decided to hide the cat from the landlord because in the past when we asked landlords, they said a straight out 'no', so this time we thought it would be better not to ask at all so their suspicions wouldn't be raised.…

UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

I wouldn't say it's Lady Mary and Matthew that made it acceptable...

Oooh look. WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

Pfft. She can keep all that. I'd rather be right here in Alaska, hiking and skiing with my girls.

If we ever needed a better example that "rape isn't about sex, it's about power" - this can be Exhibit A.

Ok, so yelling is bad, but a heavy hand on the shoulder and a whispered admonition to behave in a voice that says "I will fucking END you," is still okay, right?

I am ridiculously attracted to Ed Norton. I can't be the only one. Right!?)! Please?

Meg: Taylor Momson

Do tell.

My husband and I had a reading of the missing piece at our wedding because everyone kept saying things like: why aren't you married yet?! You COMPLETE each other! We thought it was pretty funny, and I was teaching pre-k at the time, so when we finally did tie the knot, to prove a point, we had it read. No one, save…