You mean to tell me that not literally every single word and phrase in a comedian’s standup routine is hilarious?!? That’s fucking amazing!!!

How the fuck come ShillyDeBullshit is out of the greys, and I’ve been stuck here for 5 years? I can post spam comments too, if that’s what it takes!

oh shit, son. your bullshit strawman argument was completely eviscerated! how does it feeeelll?!?

“Barack Obama, as chief law enforcement officer of the United States, is going to have to stop acting like a conscientious objector in this war on cops. Wednesday, another officer, in Fox Lake, Illinois, Lt. Charles “GI Joe” Gliniewicz, was gunned down.”
-Pat Buchanan, 9/1/15

I have to give full props to the GOP. By refusing to expand Medicaid to its poorest citizens (free for first 3 years!), Republican state governors have guaranteed that their citizens will turn on Obamacare, even though *they* are the ones who are blocking affordable health care. That is some brilliant political jiu…

In fairness, we all know that blacks are the *real* racists.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

First Bill Maher’s fucking bullshit rationalization for why racism is OK, and now this. Fucking white guys are the absolute worst.

In a real fight, the Mountain would MurderDeathKill McGregor so fast, it wouldn’t be funny. Talking Ronda Rousey fast. He moves very light for such a big man, and is insanely strong. Any of those times that he grabbed McGregor would have been the last thing McGregor experienced, shortly before being folded into white,…

Listen, if we don’t allow cops to get away with a little rape now and again, how can we expect them to be effective in cracking down on criminals? Do you *want* criminals to run rampant?

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lol u mad bro

you know what else can destroy someone’s life and legend? Being drugged and raped, and then having your credibility ruined.

Glorified housewives? That is a stunningly stupid statement. Miesha Tate, McMann, Alexis Davis, Carmouche, Cat Zingano - those are all legit talents. The only person she’s fought that I would underrate is Correia. Rousey is just that far ahead of everybody else, but that doesn’t make them scrubs. I guarantee, all of…

Who the fuck pus SALAMI on a goddamn salad? If I want meat, I’ll eat meat. My salad is sacrosanct - vegetables/fruit ONLY. Maybe cheese.

There are nearly 7 billion other people in the world. Write about one of them instead.

Did it? I assume it ruined Charles Dickens for you too, then. Since he used it all. The. Time. (See also: George Shaw and Frances Hodgson Burnett)

“saying entire words is hard”? I can’t imagine why. P’raps you shouldn’t rush to judge things you aren’t that familiar with. I wouldn’t, anyway.