Oh, you should have said that before! Everyone knows you can’t be racist if you’re married to a black person. It’s just like how you can’t be sexist if you’re married to a woman, obvs.

rude.

EARL GRAY? FUCK THAT SHIT. YORK. SHIRE. GOLD.

???

It’s pretty clear that that’s not what she meant. It’s pretty clear that she was referring specifically to people whose ambition in life is to be kept. Now, you may feel (as does OverItAnnie) that this is unnecessary hate on the kept, but no, housewives or other people who actually contribute to society are not who…

28% It’s that low? Woo-hoo! Progress!

Dude, wat?

I am NOT drinking fucking milk after I exercise. You’re one of them fucking McPoyle’s, aintcha?

“some were upset that they’d have to explain the scene to their kids”

Well of *course* the Duggars are going to condemn gay people as child molesters. They’re just worried that gay people are going to cut in on their action.

Well, of *course* the Duggars are going to condemn gay people and accuse them of molesting children. They’re just worried that gay people are going to cut in on their action.

So, Jonathan Franzen is apparently the real life version of Jeff Daniels’ character from The Squid and the Whale.

Why do *you* want the aneurysm? West is the one who deserves it.

Who gives a shit if it’s organic or not? Just let some motherfuckers buy some kale at a reasonable price, goddamn.

Ronda Rousey would murder me and every dude I know in an actual fight. To be clear - I train in MMA at actual gyms where people actually compete (amateur and professional), and I outweigh Rousey by at least 20 lbs. Once you actually understand fighting, especially if you’ve done it, you’ll be able to see exactly how…

“What about all the women *I* haven’t harassed?!”

I’m not confused at all. You’re like the female Uncle Ruckus. You’ve made that pretty clear.

What? Did you seriously argue that your sexual preference (straight/gay) is equivalent to not liking an ENTIRE RACE of people? And let me make sure I get this straight: in the entire world of black people, with educations ranging from Cornel West to no formal education; with skin tones ranging from Vin Diesel to…

No. Go away.

What the fuck? "...women need to stop fighting for minorities and gays..."