Hey buddy, can you stand a little farther away? You're so EDGY that I'm afraid you're gonna cut me!

Does that mean that R2 having a little person shoved up inside himself was the Star Wars equivalent of shoving a gerbil up his ass?

I like that pretty much the first thing R2 says to him in TFA is some kind of insult that upsets him. It's great.

Are you seriously suggesting that a major film company would put out more than one version of a toy to get people to buy more toys? You've got a lot of nerve, bub!

"There's no way in hell I'm going to become the top-grossing actor of all time doing THIS garbage."

A planet full of people who don't believe in climate change.

Did Plinkett go back in time and write this comic?

I've seen a few people calling midi-chlorians a minor failure or some variation thereof and frankly I think part of the reason the failure is only minor is because it isn't mentioned hardly ever again in the prequels. It doesn't make it less of a bad idea, just an equally bad idea that was never used to any kind of…

What you're saying is true but where once it was "Force is all around us, surrounds us, binds us" it's still an the introduction of a separate conduit through which the Force gets to you. A very unnecessary conduit. That comparison is apt but when you make a narrative promise that the Force affects everyone and all of…

But wasn't Bin Laden's "political-religious agenda" basically that the United States had betrayed him and launched deadly attacks against Muslims, his people? I think even that fits.

There was the rebel pilot in RotJ! Who died!

"jelly spine" at least implies some degree of structure and function

By my calculations, 208827064576.

Can I put in a request for the Property Brothers instead?

"Bland Inoffensive Television"? There's a BET joke in there somewhere.

Her character was compelling enough to not force me to turn off my television — well, close HBO Now, but that's not as satisfying sounding — when an entire scene turned on a conversation about her vape pen.

"It’s fascinating and maddening to glimpse a period when people thought sexual harassment had to involve physical contact and that women had some kind of incentive to lie about their boss’ unwelcome advances."

"As in all HBO’s ripped-from-the-headlines political films, Democrats are a naive, jelly-spined bunch begging to be clobbered by the more organized, more devious Republicans."

About twenty years of dead silence.

Starring Allen West as Clarence Thomas?