All they need to keep is one set.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

He was in a tight spot.

Except he didn’t actually.

*Papa John’s announces Andrew Luck as new spokesperson*

Go get him!

Just in time for Republicans to blame it on Democrats! What’s this, the fourth time they’ve passed obscene tax cuts and pursued short-term financial gain at the expense of long-term economic stability, only to escape any political fallout by shifting the blame and relying on American’s guppy-like memory?

Still not funny. He’s like Red Skelton for Millennials

Disney goes after everybody for everything

like a 1:10 ratio of positive esports stories to negative ones. It has to be a fundamental problem with the culture of competitive gaming.

*sound of a thousand tons of Cheetos dust being brushed off of t-shirts*

“What did I do now?”

Also he’s going to meet with Gary Gygax and get to the bottom of this satanic black magic stuff in Dungeons & Dragons!

And do what exactly? Tell them they can’t make violent games anymore? Let’s just get rid of violent movies or tv shows then. Or here’s a novel idea: revise gun laws so a random teenager can’t buy it off the street and shoot his school to pieces.

Maybe a meeting with Molyneux could create an ouroboros of lies so unending we won’t hear from either ever again?

And this is coming from a Chicago Police Officer. That’s right boys... I’m the po-po and I really don’t see the problem.

a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a stuffed Tom Brady toy when he visits twice a year.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

The world isn’t binary. I can be upset that this cop was fucking around, which degrades the public trust in law enforcement. I can be substantially more upset when a cop kills am unarmed suspect. One is worse than the other. Both are bad.

I guess my question is what these rapists' and would-be rapists' stories tell us about how to prevent rape. I agree that it's important to have this discussion candidly, and that we should pay attention to what kinds of situations may become dangerous. But reading through these accounts, I'm left confused. The main…