One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

Lead us not into relegation, and deliver us from Europa. Amen.

No one should say that. Get out.

I hope the *Atlanta Falcons* can win a Super Bowl for President *Carter* and his wife, *Rosalynn.*

Big Ben got in trouble for rape.

Dude, the Cleveland Browns have orange helmets. The Columbus Blue Jackets don’t even wear coats. The Jazz play in Utah. Get over it. 

+1 mile walk to school (uphill both ways)

So many of these alternates annoy me. I loved the World Series last year, but it bugged me that both teams wore their alts for Game 7. Royal blue vs. dark blue, for the championship, ugh. That game needed white and grey jerseys, thank you very much.

Thanks, first madden I’ve owned since 2001!

Thanks, first madden I’ve owned since 2001!

“[D]oesn’t work anymore” implies that freezing the kicker has ever worked.

I felt like it made sense at the time. The announcers made a big deal out of it but what cost Dak the game was that interception not the spike.

Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

Even though the Cowboys lost, there is just something special about Prescott and I really hope they avoid the damn Romo discussion again. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a new statement, but it was just insane how calm and collected he was in that second half.

Good game. Great ending.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

I love her, and I am not ashamed.

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

Bill Belichick’s pavlovian response to hearing Gimme Shelter will be rubbing one out to Hunter Renfrow.