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All the more reason he deserves MVP cred. An mvp’s team should be debilitated without him.

No, I know Philly fans. The fans that cheered Michel Irvin lying motionless on the field with a spinal cord injury.

PLEASE get drafted by the Browns and let the factory of sadness churn out another failure.

I am not a lawyer and haven’t read the court case but, how can a court award a guys entire business and personal assets like that? I can certainly see monetary damages of a significant amount which may force him to liquidize his assets but this seems odd to me.

Here’s a quarter. Control someone who cares

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

When it comes to X-rays and MRI results, the waiting is the hardest part.

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Don’t worry. He’s hiding under McAdoo’s gigantic clothes.

Imagine how many games Shawn Kemp would have missed if he attended all the births of his kids.

Dad?

The Blazers could bring in Jim Ross and Marv Albert the fans would still bitch about Mike and Mike.

This stuff happened every night. There’s literally 1000 plays you could show that were equally magnificent, probably more. I was courtside for a few of them. I remember Calabro yelling at Kemp “Nobody does the voodoo, like you do” Kemp half turning toward Calabro, and pointing at him. Truth.

Yes, in Hackbart v. Cincinnati Bengals, Inc. (10th Cir. 1979) the 10th Circuit held that football players and their employers (the team) can be held liable for injuries that are outside the foreseeable, known risk of the game of football. You injure someone in a non-football-play you and your team are on the hook

They forgot Sean Kemp dunking his face into his whiskey at The Keg before playing The Bulls. 

And drove a sexual assault victim to suicide. But hey, God works in mysterious ways.

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.