Dear Baker,

this looked like a play in techmo bowl where you guess the same play as the offense has picked.

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

That’d be a relevant point if anyone were arguing that promotion and relegation is good because it’d make the US better at soccer.

Or they didn't see it?

I would love a “Young Burns” spinoff 

You might want to write a headline that actually has to do with what you’re writing about in the article next time.

Uh, you guys know anywhere else similar to the old Deadspin?

It’s zero articles split in half. 

Story definitely couldn't wait until the morning with an editor. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

The click has been achieved. It does not matter whether or not you care now.

This basically just means that if they would have had a better response the number of deaths would have remained closer to what they were when he left.

Ever since Brian McCann pulled that bullshit on Jose Fernandez and Carlos Gomez, I’ve been of the opinion that the catcher who blocks the basepath on a home run should be immediately ejected and suspended for incitement.

In their defense, PC World is pretty dull. I just hopped over there and these are their top two stories right now:

After reading the “Two Jezebel Ladies Cover Their First Football Game” right before this piece, I think I have to say that Barry comes out the winner here. He put forth a legitimate effort, even doing research before going in and seemed to cover the actual show and fashion. Compared to “Katie: I have no memory of…

The amount of serious work, research, focus, and intent to learn in this article makes the two women from Jezebel who went to their first football game look even worse than it did on my initial read. I found this entertaining, informative, and fascinating and admittedly, am not the biggest fashion guy, even though…

This was awesome, and felt like the exact antithesis of the Jezebel football stuff you guys are running. Barry is completely out of his comfort zone, but the fact that he’s genuinely trying to acclimate himself makes for some unique insights. Which seems like the point of all this? Not just “women don’t understand…

This was very well written, but still of the “let’s send some girls to watch sports” school of writing. (Kind of like when someone, I think NY Magazine sent a bro to review theater.)