I like that this dickshit says no one wants to cause a Constitutional crisis by invoking the 25th when that would be the exact fucking opposite of a Constitutional crisis, since it’s a specific Constitutional remedy for this exact fucking situation.  Fuck this coward who wants to think this will save him/her.

It’s not the free part that makes me laugh.  It’s the fact they claim they have minds.

Yeah I...I want to wake up from this. Or for the programmers to end the simulation because this is getting out of hand.

Why does Deadspin embed the league’s YouTube videos when the league’s YT doesn’t let its videos play as embeds here?

For the analogy to hold, wouldn’t the tomatoes also have to suck in sauces, much like Don Henly with the Eagles?

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

What’s really weird is that the Lakers are looking to add Papelbon to the dressing room

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

If all that stuff was littered with racism and homophobia.

Excellent photoshop of what is clearly not a person who ever actually played in the NFL.

Those are weird movies. 

So I shuffle into a dark corner and drop my pants, praying a goat or something doesn’t jump out of nowhere and bite my balls off, and unleash a torrent stream of liquid ass all over this mud hut floor.

What kind of monster shits in someone else’s hut?

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

Seeing Kremlin talking points in Deadspin comments is peak 2018.

Oh for fuck’s sake.  Neymar was an abject embarrassment, and it was perfectly within the Mexican coach’s right to call him out for acting like a narcissistic, cheating twat.  

Wait, do you really think they throw their arms over their head to look bigger? I... I don’t understand why you think that 

It’s a new thing; Counter-counter-intuitive-attacking.