I don’t like that catchers aren’t allowed to block the plate anymore, but runners can hop into the stands, do the thriller dance, take a shit, watch “Lost in Space”, be very disappointed with “Lost in Space”, then Barry Sanders their way back to touch home plate.

“Y’know, I was gonna become a basketball fan, but this zero-pitch intentional walk and elimination of flashy all-black footwear has changed my mind!”

Yes, black cleats are thrilling.

put it straight into my veins

Needed a few more good guys with cornholes.

Moralizing aside, it’s bad writing. There’s a wonderful world full of adjectives out there. It comes off as a teenager’s attempt to sound cool.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

I posit that this is one of the times where baseball is good. Him getting thrown at his next AB for showboating will be the opposite.

Puns like that give me a Larbon.

This is how we measure the number of years veteran NBA players have left in their career, by measuring their playoff mileage with a technical process known as “Larbon-dating.”

Lol even a broken clock is right twice a day. At least the clocks don’t use it as an excuse the commit all manner of crimes and atrocities :)

It’s embarrassing that a sprots website would publish a post that suggests that it may have possibly have been anyone BUT Hosmer’s ball.

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’ I guess Ellis wouldn’t want to be facing away from home plate when he made the catch?”

He looks like a disgraced street magician.

Dead fish. Sharks are surprisingly delicate. Salt water good, warm water bad. Whether a fish ‘swims away’ is not really relevant to whether it survives. Plus it looks like a gaff mark behind the left pectoral fin. Not sure how you get a 150 pound shark in the boat without gaffing it. Dead fish. Fine him. And while…

that’s cool but actually only 53.6% of hammerheads that are caught-and-released are still alive 4 weeks later.