I disagree with your 20 minute live set proposal, but I agree with your killing jam bands proposal.

Marlins Man and “superfans” in general are gross, moreso when teams or media treat them like they matter. I hope it’s not true that Detroit has already contacted him to be “Tigers Man”.

FAKE NEWS!!!!:!!

Those are the names of children with absent fathers who say, “Sure, that sounds great, Hon” while banging out of town cocktail waitresses 2 at a time.

The dog looks so ashamed of him.

Yeah, instead of mocking Florida (for once), can we please just ALL FUCKING DO THIS?

Everything about that pic screams “dad who you hope isn’t home when hanging out at your friend’s house.”

I liked the bit where Maggie, Enid and Michonne met Hillary Clinton.

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

Christ, that’s the korniest joke

Clearly a better corporate fit for Adidas since he spends all day dreaming about sex.

Do we need any more evidence that Billy somehow gets paid by the word?

one of the funniest things i’ve ever witnessed happened in chicago on st. pats... it was a dude that hopped on his bike to ride to his next destination. except the bike was still locked to the bike stand. he took one hard pedal and then flew over the handlebars. I was dying laughing and still chuckling right now as i…

Me at the end of a Billy Haisley article

This post is really long.

Jesus, 1,067 words before you give us the fucking tweets. Trim it down, man!

My trackpad wore out when I tried to scroll down to see how long this post is.

I have to remind myself not to read the comments in articles like this, when the hoi polloi generously offer their largely uninformed opinion and judgment.

The reason is pretty clear. Insufficient saying of prayers and eating of vitamins.

I don’t understand the line of thinking there. Do you want them to pretend he never wrestled? When you watch old Bills games, do you want a blurred image of OJ? We are all adults, we can acknowledge that somebody was a bad person, but that they also wrestled with the company.