“I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing”
Buddy, you’re the parent of a teen boy. There’s a LOT of shit you aren’t seeing them do. 

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.

The dodger did win.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

I had never seen this...it made my day. Thank you. Also that kid who pushed that guy going for that dunk should never get to play again. Dirty ass foul

Your comment reminded me of this:

Russian trump bot

Mostly because #1 is not a yes or no question!

I thought I’d hallucinated Steak-Ums.

POTUS has a podcast?

As far as beef goes I’ve got this between cat food and steak-ums for nutritional/entertainment value.

Don’t encourage him to add more to these efforts.

I was expecting to read the name of his new team four paragraphs earlier.

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

That still counts!

He’s right, you know. All you have to do is point to that 12 hour stretch where the entire planet goes dark at once while the sun passes behind the flat disk of Earth. Frankly I’m surprised nobody has noticed this nightly phenomenon yet.

I would literally rather die than engage with this.

“Any video footage?”

A multinational stealing a guy’s name. That’s...

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.