This is the hill you choose to fight on??

Never stopped Strong Bad.

*pretend this is an email*

We were all born again after that dunk.

Thanks for ruining my night.

Kids born after The Dunk of Death are now in college.

As long as you can keep the buffaloes away from folding tables, it might work.

For my team, I draft the Gorillas and the Lions. Then I order them to pound the fuck out of the guy with the gun, who I assume is Donald Trump, jr.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

I come to Deadspin for the sports. I stay for the Haisley burns.

People are willing to render opinions from a place of ignorance based on opinions steeped in white supremacist views of developing nations without any information as to how the colonialist past of those nations and imperialism of the west informed their present states. Case in point: sees an article about violence in…

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

The government is on its knees and disrespecting the troops. Sad!

That’s nothing.

I broke a 20-year-old Coleman when I threw it way less than 60 meters.

Yes this is what the impeachment crowd doesn’t seem to understand. That it doesn’t just lead to an election “do-over”.

He didn’t want to be roasted because he thinks meat is better boiled.

The incredible innovation of writing two articles a week of casual prose and posting them online doesn’t get someone a lifetime pass able to handwave away all criticism of his turning into an incredibly lazy hackish writer the previous version of himself would have roasted on a regular basis.

(And there’s another…

Yup, those are the voices in my head.

Is this post your audition to join Marchman at the Special Projects Desk?