What’s your wingspan?

Counterpoint: Tiger Woods is old and his back is fucked up and he will never win another significant golf tournament, never mind a major.

It’s the $3.99 plastic bottled whiskey that causes blindness 18% of the time.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

I just assumed that he had taken seconds at the dinner buffet and the NCAA was hitting him with a year long suspension, so...better? I mean, get well, kid. Hope you have a complete recovery and that this will help your draft stock fall out of the Bulls range so you don’t get fucked up by Gar/Pax.

wan’t planning on it, no

You are correct, and Kinja will not let me give you a star.

Yep! This is true. I went to a bad school (cop presence, fights, low quality teachers), but from what I’ve seen at least, the school tried its hardest to shelter the “good/smart” kids from everyone else. We all took the same honors/AP/IB classes together, and the school district paid for all our AP exams. We had a…

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

On board with all of this. I don’t get the purpose of this post, especially if the last paragraph is true. If the author believes that he’s sincere, this seems like a corny post for no real purpose.

...and then folks on sister sites like Jezebel and Splinter wonder why people like Louis CK’s victims wouldn’t go on the record with them and took their stories to the New York Times instead. Look how Deadspin treats what looks to me like a decently mundane e-mail exchange.; They publish the e-mails and use it as an…

Dave Meltzer gives Nev **1/4.

And the point of sharing this was...?

I’m confused. Are we putting Nev on blast just for accidentally letting slip that he’s not a fan of the site?

What was the point of this?

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

Man, Huff’s proving the whole “evolved from rats” thing much more effectively than any scientist could...

I haven’t been this pissed since they pulled off the Black Scorpion’s mask and it was Ric Flair.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.