Libertarian needs help.

News at 11.

Yeah, I have to say, that monologue was terrible. Not a single joke, hell not even a moving picture, just the text “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” I mean, can we even call that a monologue, then? Larry David definitely dropped the ball here.

This brings back a great tweet I saw at the beginning of all this - “In the divorce of our country, who would have guessed the left would get the NFL?”

How many games are the Cleveland Indians suspended for?

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

Nah, it’s what EVERY team in the MLB feels like.

I’m assuming you meant gradeschool, but it’s a much funnier mental image as written.

I enjoy your commitment to the U

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Reminds me of my favorite saying: “I can’t wait for his generation to fucking die.”

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

You relax for 4-5 hours nightly before bed with a heavy blanket on?

I don’t mean to make light of your post, but I chuckled at how “I was a real asshole for most of my late teens and early thirties” made it sound like you were a dick in your teens, then a stand-up gentleman in your 20s, only to go back to assholery in your early 30s. :P

This will not be well received, but: One of the most damaging part of left-wing dialogue, I feel, is using insults that “in normal circumstances” wouldn’t be insults, but are allowed to be insults when you lob them at ideological opponents. It happens all the time with stuff like “Stephen Miller is ugly” or “alt-right…

Bill Simmons wants you to know that he met Tucker Max at a house party being thrown at Dane Cook’s house and he and Dane agree that Bill Simmons is nothing like Tucker Max.

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Yeah, but I am not looking forward to the kind of draft that this tanking will lead to.

It’s actually fitting we didn’t make the World Cup considering how bad the country is right now on every conceivable level. Perhaps we can finally get our shit together and clean house on every level politically, socially, psychologically and athletically because at this moment and time we are a complete and utter…