I don’t get the fuss. Middle of the country’s been unenlightened for some time.

The premise of Fey’s entire bit was to criticize people who ignore the problem.

BAH GAWD, THAT’S JEFFERSON DAVIS’ MUSIC!

Depressing that he has to qualify a simple gesture of his personal dismay by pledging fealty to the military and hot dog sandwiches. The military already gets close to a trillion dollars a year, they don’t need my undying devotion.

Still better than going to a Mets game where people want to talk about the fucking Mets.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

we are less than a decade away from sweat-wicking technology so powerful that if you put the shirt on your body the fabric pulls your flesh through and sprays it out into the air - a pinkish fog of ephemera and a crumpled, high-tech piece of athletic wear where a human torso used to be...the ultimate workout.

you okay, man?

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

Odd to mention fantastic World Cup but not say what country. Colombia my man.

Nothing about the money involved in the deal? Or buyout clause? That is the interesting part...

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

Why should anyone listen to you when you’ve killed at least as many people as Charles Manson has. You monster.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

STEP 1: Never have fucking kids.

it’s almost like victorian times sucked and people should stop romanticizing it