But the commentators always tell me Michael Bradley is our best player, not some slap dick, slow, turnover machine.

I thought Trojans were supposed to protect your junk...

I would but I don’t usually have an hour to wait for someone to bother moving the chicken from the rack to a tray and hand it to me.

If a shoe and apparel company wants advertising on the site in association with a viral hoax they can call our sales department.

interesting

hmmm

Do you even have a desk anymore? I picture you creeping around at night and posting on other people’s computers.

Ironically, these are terrible conditions for motorboating.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Somehow this call is going to be blamed on Marilyn Manson.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

Didn’t know KFC was looking for a 12th herb.

They are heading towards burnout at that rate. That is way too much content to keep up with, not to mention deprives them of the benefit of longer builds to PPVs/Network Specials.

What about Strowman? Hasn't he been built up to be unstoppable? Yeah. He's not a good wrestler. But unstoppable force vs immovable object...

They’ve boxed themselves in with Lesnar. Outside of the weird submission finish to Undertaker at SummerSlam last year, he hasn’t been beaten since 2013. In that time, he’s won the belt (which he never lost), ragdolled Cena, broken the streak, and become an unstoppable force. It’s great creative building that monster…

Nice of them to take one of the 5,000 comments about this out of the grays. Seriously, that the first paragraph - wtf?

When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding why there was only one shortstop on the infield. Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling. Why not be equally as prepared for left-handed hitters as you…

This is a complicated and fraught topic, one that deserves a more thoughtful take than the one offered by Ms. Moskovitz. This is not about some cruel effort by men to define and control women’s bodies, as she glibly asserts. It’s about trying to create an environment where women have a chance to compete and succeed,…

I win!

I don’t see how he’s being a shitty neighbor at all. I don’t see him being passive aggressive in response to the petitions. I don’t see him painting it neon green just to be more of an eye-sore. I don’t see him shitting on his neighbors’ front porch. If “having a hobby that requires a trailer” is being a dick, I can…