Is it too late for Neymar to qualify for the men’s 400m?

hmm

These are all ‘shopped.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Maybe it should be!

I wish I lived where you do.

‘Pedantic,’ she corrected dickishly.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

Dipshits, c.2006: “(Black) athletes are role models. They need to start acting like it. smdh”

“I don’t understand why people participate in the fares that is New Years! If you don’t care about the clock striking midnight for 364 days, why do you care for one?”

the Brexit panic already has Europeans fleeing to take jobs from hard working Americans I see.

Say what you want about Georgios Papagiannis, but he did a hell of a great job raising Webster after his parents were killed.

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Bah God, that man’s got a family!

God is so good.

Wait till Ronaldo finds out that the complimentary tweet he thought came from an Icelandic fan was actually Peter Gammons.

Wow, we hit a nerve here. Did someone coming into work drunk kill your dad or something? Or do you just like moralizing about fairly innocuous, widespread behaviors?

Best. Article. Ever.