The milk people use whats left for all that cheese/yogurt/ butter. The cows that grow hamburger and head cheese also grow filets and ribeye.

We need a less Thomas Jeffersonny version of Teddy Roosevelt.  With or without a penis.

I want my Splinter back!

Guess his transition to Kobe, The Foil, is now complete.

Works great. 91% is a great substitute for disinfecting instead of bleach. I use it to clean any hard. surface that isn’t painted, especially around the bathroom. Also great on mirrors.

*slow clap*

The articles on ESPN.com read like dry swamp-ass.

I’ve maintained 2 Wow accounts for for a few years.  Blizzard has finally given me a reason to cut off the $30 a month.  Did it this morning.

I just came here to laugh and laugh. What kind of guy would be the date rape dump for women Trump is tired of.. That’s right:

You know how you meet someone who is like a Principal or a guy who sells home security systems or is an insurance agent, and been like “I bet the only thing that kept this guy from being cop is and 1 OWI or he went Carlo Rizzo on his wife one too many times in public?

I love you all, but this a bad take. Mitch McConnell is a brick wall. That’s why he is the Hatchet Man. He just doesn’t give a shit how he looks.

Contrarian is not a job title, asshole.

What? What is this? It smells like shit. Get this shit out of here! Why would you bring this shit in here? I mean who does this? Like, who says’s to themselves “I don’t know what this shit means, but I’m gonna unpack my shit all over this place.”

Why does Nintendo hit us when when we’re happy, mommy?

I think Garfield was a midwestern thing for kids who grew up in 80's/early 90's. Anyone who I have ever met owned those 10 inch color Garfield books is a cynical fucker now..

17%? Did they only question guys who, like, totally have a girlfriend that they have done the sex with, but she lives in another town?

So, for all of these years, Wal-Mart just wasn’t paying people to:

It’s easy to argue that some of the names don’t belong.

I quit watching as soon as this stick-to-sports tone started kicking in. Even before they took a shit on Hill. Went from watching 3-4 hours of programming to zero.and not even going to the website.  I’m a much happier person now. 

Remember, like as little 10 years ago, when the GOP was pushing their “Big Tent” and “Latino Party” belly laugh tag lines?