I finally got over the “aftertaste” of carb water.  Some people just dont understand that need for cabonation.  To me, flat beverages taste flat, unless it’s like, say, juice.

Fuckin A.!

I cannot stress to you how embarrassing this was when it came out.

Y’all dont know.  He could be flippin it on to watch VHS snuff films.

To much calcium in it’s diet. Not absorbing iron properly.  Pretty much like basic science  stuff.

The way they fd up the highlander franchisehas the same feel as what they did to this show.

I find that once you get past the intial vapidness on the back of your tounge, carb water isn’t  so bad and helps me digest.

I’m going to assume that the almost total lack of affordable dental insurance might be the starter gun here.

Yeah, when no content is being made right now. What kind of a bubble are we living in. Gready bastards.

Ladybugs is an professional at

If they woulda went withSteven Segal, Law Man...“(played by non-law enforcement personnel Sylvester Stallone)“

While I would argue that this is a gross overstatment,  is passes, as it is objectively hilarious.

I opened this thinking it was going to be “How Shuffling Cards Burn Serious Cals”

“Hey all you cool, cats and kitttens! Any of you fine people know where I get some “grass” (with finger quotes)“

He said “RINO” like he doesn’t know what it means. Like he thinks it’s not a pejorative.

‘If Obama was less black, do you think more Republicans would have voted for Hillary, a perain they irrationally despise so much, some of them switched parties for the primaries to vote against her? Or is it all Bernie Sanders fault?’

Yeah, not with the companies that vigoursly lobby for these laws through our perfect system of open bribery.

Man i hate this X.  Coming from androids,  this thing is non-user friendly piece of shit.  A year later and it’s almost like using the thing brand new.  Not another dime.

Thats mood I was waiting for.

Countries that where buying our milk and anything else put retaliatory tarriffs on us.