I cannot stress to you how embarrassing this was when it came out.

I find that once you get past the intial vapidness on the back of your tounge, carb water isn’t  so bad and helps me digest.

Ladybugs is an professional at

I opened this thinking it was going to be “How Shuffling Cards Burn Serious Cals”

“Hey all you cool, cats and kitttens! Any of you fine people know where I get some “grass” (with finger quotes)“

He said “RINO” like he doesn’t know what it means. Like he thinks it’s not a pejorative.

‘If Obama was less black, do you think more Republicans would have voted for Hillary, a perain they irrationally despise so much, some of them switched parties for the primaries to vote against her? Or is it all Bernie Sanders fault?’

Countries that where buying our milk and anything else put retaliatory tarriffs on us.

The milk people use whats left for all that cheese/yogurt/ butter. The cows that grow hamburger and head cheese also grow filets and ribeye.

I want my Splinter back!

Guess his transition to Kobe, The Foil, is now complete.

Works great. 91% is a great substitute for disinfecting instead of bleach. I use it to clean any hard. surface that isn’t painted, especially around the bathroom. Also great on mirrors.

*slow clap*

The articles on ESPN.com read like dry swamp-ass.

I’ve maintained 2 Wow accounts for for a few years.  Blizzard has finally given me a reason to cut off the $30 a month.  Did it this morning.

I just came here to laugh and laugh. What kind of guy would be the date rape dump for women Trump is tired of.. That’s right:

You know how you meet someone who is like a Principal or a guy who sells home security systems or is an insurance agent, and been like “I bet the only thing that kept this guy from being cop is and 1 OWI or he went Carlo Rizzo on his wife one too many times in public?

I love you all, but this a bad take. Mitch McConnell is a brick wall. That’s why he is the Hatchet Man. He just doesn’t give a shit how he looks.

Contrarian is not a job title, asshole.

What? What is this? It smells like shit. Get this shit out of here! Why would you bring this shit in here? I mean who does this? Like, who says’s to themselves “I don’t know what this shit means, but I’m gonna unpack my shit all over this place.”