Why does Nintendo hit us when when we’re happy, mommy?

I think Garfield was a midwestern thing for kids who grew up in 80's/early 90's. Anyone who I have ever met owned those 10 inch color Garfield books is a cynical fucker now..

17%? Did they only question guys who, like, totally have a girlfriend that they have done the sex with, but she lives in another town?

It’s easy to argue that some of the names don’t belong.

I quit watching as soon as this stick-to-sports tone started kicking in. Even before they took a shit on Hill. Went from watching 3-4 hours of programming to zero.and not even going to the website.  I’m a much happier person now. 

Remember, like as little 10 years ago, when the GOP was pushing their “Big Tent” and “Latino Party” belly laugh tag lines?

Awesome

If I stop sharing punching game memes, the terrorists win.

If they dont care if I do drugs, then why are the deputy morality police at walgreens trying to control vag?

This is the only comment that matters.

Of all the things I’ve read about Kraft getting Jacked, reading this was the first time I had pictured the scene of the warm, sad, explosion.

She WILL be the new Meghan McCain.

+1: Topical.

Does that ice cream taste like child rape denial?

That cover photo is fucked up. Id rather have Tristen Thompson and Lamar Odem coaching my girls youth team.

My wife LOL. She know no sports, but sure and fuck knows what ‘Full House” is.

Des Moines and all of it’s suburbs voted by large margin IN FAVOR of the tax. Maybe they wouldn’t need it if people like the Koch brothers stop trying to avoid paying taxes.

I see you never miss an oppornity to call out anyone whos ever thought of voting for Sanders as “Bernie Bros”

Gotta say, love their wrestling articles and I think Dave Mckenna is a hell of a writer. Its not a sport, but wrestlers are atheletes and are great at entertaining. 

Every professional bodybuilder you have ever seen a picture of uses massive, liver destroying amounts of steroids. (I’m not judging, whatever, good for them). That picture of Flex Wheeler up there show’s a body that was impossible to create before before WWII.
There genetics definitely play a factor, but using a…