Yes, they are so bad for you. No difference in mountain dew, right?

Probably with him for the same reason that Madonna was fucking Pippen and not Jordan.  He balls where it counts.

The time capitolize is now.  Put everything you have into Starbury’s!

I’ll never understand why it’s not OK the have the most votes, but having a bunch of small town turds (me) make the rules for everyone else is fine. It’s like “ Sorry San Diego, you can’t have abortions or masturbate because the people from. The great state of Alabama hate black people and dancing”.

Curt Shilling should judge these.

Pooped my pants.

If she was a black kid putting on. Some wrestling moves or stealing a Swisher.

He takes the sloppy 2nds Trump offers him.

NOLA:  OUCH!  My ass!?

Fucking brilliant.

I had no idea that this guy was so fucking ubatz.

CNN was all over this.  I was totally wondering what was up with there page this week.  You are right on the money.

Point: Stevie Wonder would have called PI on that play.

Counter-point: Stevie Wonder CAN call PI on that play.

Point: Stevie Wonder would have called PI on that play.

Counter-point: Stevie Wonder CAN call PI on that play.

Not gonna lie. That Carson Daly joke threw me for a curve. I was legit confused/angry, like “ A what-huh how the fuck did that fucking guy get a superbowl gig!?”

*Shakes fist at the Youtubes.*

That is one hell of a girdle he’s sporting.  A Mirdle or a Guyttle?

She made Anderson Cooper look like the small twerp he is.

Always remind people that Ray Lewis AND Brian Kelly killed a guy.

Nope.