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Jesse Larpenter
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Awesome

If I stop sharing punching game memes, the terrorists win.

Most keyboards are covered in the killing field of unborn children.

Maybe lets slow down on the whole driverless car thing until we can figure out this “internet security” thing first.

If they dont care if I do drugs, then why are the deputy morality police at walgreens trying to control vag?

Happy Gilmore should have tipped you off.

This is the only comment that matters.

Hey Anti-union-wharabouter, judging by your past discussions, do you get a ping when a comment contains a union buzzword? 

Of all the things I’ve read about Kraft getting Jacked, reading this was the first time I had pictured the scene of the warm, sad, explosion.

She WILL be the new Meghan McCain.

+1: Topical.

Everyone who read your humble brag now has a lower opinion of you.

Trash was flippin HOT

Does that ice cream taste like child rape denial?

That cover photo is fucked up. Id rather have Tristen Thompson and Lamar Odem coaching my girls youth team.

My wife LOL. She know no sports, but sure and fuck knows what ‘Full House” is.

Walmart keeps 1 lane open on purpose to push you go over to self-checkout. Go in after 9 pm and they will have a regular lane with 6 carts in it, and an express lane with 10 people. Of course you can get out faster, even though they have 1 “guard/cs rep/ technical “expert”/ cashier”, who has to walk over and screw

Des Moines and all of it’s suburbs voted by large margin IN FAVOR of the tax. Maybe they wouldn’t need it if people like the Koch brothers stop trying to avoid paying taxes.

I see you never miss an oppornity to call out anyone whos ever thought of voting for Sanders as “Bernie Bros”

Gotta say, love their wrestling articles and I think Dave Mckenna is a hell of a writer. Its not a sport, but wrestlers are atheletes and are great at entertaining.