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Jesse Larpenter
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Every professional bodybuilder you have ever seen a picture of uses massive, liver destroying amounts of steroids. (I’m not judging, whatever, good for them). That picture of Flex Wheeler up there show’s a body that was impossible to create before before WWII.
There genetics definitely play a factor, but using a

Yes, they are so bad for you. No difference in mountain dew, right?

Probably with him for the same reason that Madonna was fucking Pippen and not Jordan.  He balls where it counts.

The time capitolize is now.  Put everything you have into Starbury’s!

I’ll never understand why it’s not OK the have the most votes, but having a bunch of small town turds (me) make the rules for everyone else is fine. It’s like “ Sorry San Diego, you can’t have abortions or masturbate because the people from. The great state of Alabama hate black people and dancing”.

Curt Shilling should judge these.

Pooped my pants.

If she was a black kid putting on. Some wrestling moves or stealing a Swisher.

He takes the sloppy 2nds Trump offers him.

NOLA:  OUCH!  My ass!?

Fucking brilliant.

Despite this official designation, people across the U.S. use medical pot for a wide range of ailments.”

It’s pot. Medical pot and pot are the same thing. Please stop helping spin this whole things as “I get my pot from a dispensery. It makes me better because I dont get it from some black guy or my stoner friend.”

I had no idea that this guy was so fucking ubatz.

My wife quit using a Blu (the small, Juul looking ones.) It’s been 2 months and shes still using the Blu, but it clearly doesn’t have the same health effects as cigarettes. Her lungs have still been clearing up and her oxygen saturatiion is much better. Blood pressure is also down.
I quit cold turkey and still think

CNN was all over this.  I was totally wondering what was up with there page this week.  You are right on the money.

Point: Stevie Wonder would have called PI on that play.

Counter-point: Stevie Wonder CAN call PI on that play.

Point: Stevie Wonder would have called PI on that play.

Counter-point: Stevie Wonder CAN call PI on that play.

Not gonna lie. That Carson Daly joke threw me for a curve. I was legit confused/angry, like “ A what-huh how the fuck did that fucking guy get a superbowl gig!?”

*Shakes fist at the Youtubes.*

That is one hell of a girdle he’s sporting.  A Mirdle or a Guyttle?