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Jesse Larpenter
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She made Anderson Cooper look like the small twerp he is.

Always remind people that Ray Lewis AND Brian Kelly killed a guy.

Nope.

I really was hoping it was a black guy, like Spike Lee or some shit.

Big Ben, Donald Trump, and Danny Masterson walk into a bar...

Is this person a homicidal maniac?

I sat there watching MSNBC on election night, and they were asking the panalist if Trump would work with Dems and get some shit done. The Dem congresswoman was like “oh yeah I think we can get an infrastructure package now and we need to watch ourselves on investigating President Trump because people will be upset

Hawkeye fan here. I now hope we lose the rest of our games this season.  I hope Illinois hangs 45 on us.

Somebody get the that peacock a brown shirt.

I kept trying to interpret the headline to somehow mean he might play.

We could start by stop calling it “synthetic marijuana”.  

Teen Titans Go! is by far the better show.  It’s the only DC Vehicle that has made Robin tolerable by embracing what everyone hates every other Robin incarnation.

After reading this last night, the shear numbers were keeping me on the fence, like “well, would I turn it down?”

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Dana White is a large, bald, Michelin man baby. He looks like Billy Corgan’s dad.

Day and Dawn are totally underrated. The Walking Dead show might as well be called Dawn of the Day of the Walking Dead.

+1 Ed McMahon 

There is no fucking exuse for this. The should be expelled.  Oh wait, nevermind.  I Guess they didn’t refuse to say the HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF CHRIST Pledge of Allegiance!

Someone call the GW Head of Proctology because Lindsey just got his shit wrecked.

How is that not Lovie’s coat? Maybe it’s that way all the way down like 1sy P.J.’s or a suit of sasquatch armor he Highlandered someone for.