I wish I was in a fraction of your shape.

LEGACY. ADMISSIONS.

Sport requires 2 things: athletes (pro wrestling, ballet) and competition (esports, golf, racing, staring contest.) 

It sound like a statement by a Russian troll. Unfortunately, I am 100% positive you are a real human being, because I see you every day in real life, infecting the world with racist garbage that is anti-nuance and masquerading as libretarianism.

Sizzle

That last paragraph was a beautiful dessert at the end of a satisfying meal.

This is stupid. Football is trolling you people.

Yeah, strange how people cant ignore headlines calling them pieces of shit for not liking a game the site is boosting.

Damnit, I use “Sir” as my thank you bookend to all male customers (gas station) over 17. You just messed my whole world up. Thanks Theroot.

Sorry, i visibly winced at that last line.

I left my Facebook browser to star this.

Fox Sports is over on the far right and ESPN is the establishment Dems trying to squeeze to their side. There’s your “politics in sports” for ya.

I’m boycotting ESPN because the president IS a white suppremist.

That poor port-o-potty is getting chlamydia smeared all over it.

If it wasn’t for The Ultimate Warrior, HulkHogan wouldn’t have survied a brutal assault by Sid Justice and Papa Shango at Wrestlemainia VIII. Then Hogan would never have been able to sue Gawker for outing him as the small-dicked racist he is.

Poison ivy grows fucking wherever and everywhere in Iowa. My wife is outdoorsy and a landscaper. She gets it all the time. She will show up to peoples houses and the shit will have spent 3 decades taking over a yard. The customer always acts like they have no idea. Her sister once threw it on a camp fire by mistake…

I would like to treat this another reason that Ma Bell is a fucking awful company that consumes the souls of any lifeform it touches.

Hot garbage in Green Bay.

“Anybody that don’t stand up for that ought to be out of the country. Period,” Petty said. “If they don’t appreciate where they’re at … what got them where they’re at? The United States.”

Man, that’s some powerful stuff!