Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

No. 99% of Ultras are utter cunts. Let’s stop using the term for passionate fans. 

you know di canio saying in 2005 that he was a fascist and not a racist really shows how far we’ve come. now some ppl want to make it clear that they are racists but not fascists. growth is possible for everyone

I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.

...watch this bomb from Mahomes to Tyreek Hill, over the top of triple coverage for a 69-yard touchdown.

“but please, it’s still summer”

If only the White Sox were playing the Padres...

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Footbaw & missels    >   medisin and lerning.

When I, a Canadian see this stuff... wow.  No healthcare or education, but damn, you guys rule at Football and War.

those guys in the gif all walk like Ted Cruz.

bro do you even know how to capitalism?  

I present to you, with a chef’s kiss, the top comments on the column

I hereby solemnly swear that if I ever become an owner of a team, I will finance my own stadium. And food and drink prices will be reasonable. And parking will be free. And tickets will be affordable. But I will charge people extra if they insist on standing during the anthem.

If only they hadn’t given $75 million to Curt Schilling.

This eminent scientist is on it goddess

And now that I’ve fallen down the SNL rabbit hole on Youtube, here are more recent favorites: