I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

The absolute lack of loyalty of MLS to its oldest teams continues to baffle me. In New York and Los Angeles, marquee teams struggled to attract fan bases and eventually did well enough to win publicly-financed stadia in their cities’ suburbs. However, because the league is now wealthier and more popular (often because…

This is the most ambitious crossover event in Kinja history.

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

I’m too afraid to find out for sure. I keep imagining a date where we hike to a secluded area only to have her start belting out ‘Someone Like You’ acapella.

I was hoping it would reveal how a dancer could work at 15 clubs a day.

This may wind up being the best Brewers moment of the second half.

Every time I log in at work I get a notice that I have NO expectation of privacy.

That’s a lot of passion. Have you been missing the swastikas that badly? 

The PGA’s cybersecurity firm, Porterhouse Solutions, has been ordered to “Buff out these hacks, CHOP CHOP!!”

I get the feeling that US Soccer is apathetic because they’re hoping that if Sky Blue collapses, City Football Group will fill the void with a New York women’s team.

I agree this is not Trump.  No random capitalisation and includes a word of four syllables.

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

You could say that Andy is... an upset ex-employee of the Roanoke Times.

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For the record, I still sincerely enjoy The Wedding Singer and Big Daddy.

No.

I’ve got a patent for dishwasher with a silicone pleasure hole on the door that is going to make me billions in your timeline.