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This joke doesn’t stink, but it definitely has an Odor.

That’s why you never start your lead until the pitcher is on the rubber.

If they really cared about respecting the game you would have gotten a fastball between the shoulder blades

Hard to wipe that tuck from your memory- Just ask Raiders fans.

It’ll be interesting to see if Spurs can keep up their progress. The new stadium and continued Champions League income should be able to upgrade their wage structure, but if they’re going to have a tough time replacing Alderweirld (who’s likely gone this summer) and Kane (who might leave in the next 2 years).

Not to be that guy but that was their first title as Premier League champions, they won 2 titles as First Division champions.

Even this year’s relegation battle sucks too! The most interesting storyline left is whether Burnley can finish ahead of Arsenal, which is, uh...not quite compelling.

Gunpowder weapons beat the Steppe nomads, which is why Muscowy was able to eliminate Kazan and as Russia push across the steppes. That’s what an Arquebus is

How did they come up with “Vegas Flu”? Shouldn’t it clearly be “The House Always Wins”?

In response to Vegas’ success and to solve the problem, the NHL is going to announce the formation of several new expansion teams: the Golden Longbowmen, the Golden Pikemen, and the Golden Arquebusiers

Let’s keep examining the crazy. That trade was an absolute robbery for Cleveland. At the time they received:

I gotta tell you, I was NOT expecting it to be a musical episode.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

While searching for a Pat Burrell photo, I found this one that sums up 2003 pretty well.

False. Miller Park is good.

This is a bad take. Brewers’ games are actually pretty great. The city always supports the team through the good and bad. Thousands of fans fill the parking lots for pre-game tailgating, and Miller Park is a cool stadium.

Ever been?

A few years ago this happened at a previous company. Two days and several hundred replies into this thing I see a guy I knew join in the reply all parade. I send him a message that says roughly: “Jesus fucking Christ man, why the fuck would you hit reply all with that fucking email. You dumb sack of shit. Fuck you,

Mr. No Fun over here.