...why the fuck is Jezebel giving any attention to people like Jeffree Star and Jake Paul? And why the fuck is this the only place that I ever hear about them?

Welcome to Costco.  I love you.

Mark Zuckerberg was seen in a Costco. What could it possibly mean?

“Arsenal invested heavily and wisely...”

Man City and the Pool Boys*

I’ll give it a shot:

Three weeks into the season, the only thing that feels certain about the Premier League this year is that one of either Manchester City or Liverpool will win it.

Liverpool and Man City running the league from the get-go? Congrats on the 1,000 words to tell us what we already fucking knew three games ago...

But how did VAR fuck things up?

I felt really bad for O.J. Simpson until I remembered I don’t give a shit about anyone’s fantasy football team, and also that time he killed his ex-wife and a waiter.

“Hey, I can barely remember the name of the blonde chick I’ve been living with for 15 years, I’m not a robot ok ?”  

Nobody will ever wish they were in indy

Can we chalk it up to it being an instance of him deliberately playing down things he doesn’t want to talk about and/or misspeaking in a way that would cause the press to lose their collective shit because he hates the media like my father hates his son?

Now, after his ALS diagnosis, he says he has no regrets.

It’s almost like the NFL cherry-picked Green for 60M to feature as an example of a player who makes brain disease look inspirational. Not saying they did, but the story seemed like that.

The Los Angeles Clippy

[Comment Redacted] Edit: I just saw this if from 2016. Thanks “related stories” side panel.