Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

“...a staggeringly competitive cadre of six superteams that have spared no expense in their attempts to secure one of the top four places in the table...”

Where’s that Zack Hample turd when you need him.

This is now 101 years without a White Sox World Series. Sad!

It was in the lower thirties at game time, there were three inches of snow on the ground when I woke up this morning, they are going to lose 95 games, they have scored 1 run in the last two games, Miguel Gonzalez is pitching, and they have 78 more home games left this year.

The White Sox are truly the team of REAL Chicagoans, since they’ll play in this cold and snow, whereas those dainty Northsiders had to cancel their game.

They’re nothing more than a footnote in England unless they come back and beat Liverpool, then go on to win the CL. You can’t be blown out in the most important competition by a team from your own country, and be know as an all time great team.

I think it’s worth mentioning more than just part of sentence that they got run off the field by Liverpool in the Champions League. Immortality in my mind means not folding faster than Superman on laundry day in European cup play 

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Please don’t start a Second Korean War.

Kinda looks like Buster from behind...whose brother-in-law was a self-described “analrapist”

When they start jogging, you know it’s over!

If you have a better way to do a Hulk Hogan impression, I’m all ears.

I thought bodega meant a place to store wine, like a cellar. Anyway, I think that’s pretty much standard part of the NYC lingo so I thought it was odd to see it on the list.

How fucking pathetic that this program didn’t get the death penalty.

But not as powerful as the topless photo.

Had a friend in high school who got arrested for the same joke. This was pre-9/11. They’ve never found this joke funny

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

It’s a freaking latin term and used to describe tiny convenience stores in a lot of major cities. Not feeling the burn on that one.

So they can pretend to be morally superior while still not speaking out about the sexual assault one of their employees committed while work at Deadspin. People don’t forget about Greg and Beejoli. Virtue signally is bad look when you aren’t actually virtuous.