Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

I just have to say, I appreciate the fact that you made your name here the perfect insult. Thank you, Hugfart.

Ethan is the ‘affluenza teen’ if that story sounds familiar.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

He looks like the physical manifestation of impotence in human form.

Getting screamed at by this asshole sure sounds like a lot of fun:

Yeah, I’m a blonde stay at home mother of Swedish decent who is totally financially dependent on my husband and even I think Tiger’s punishment has far exceeded his transgressions.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

You just said that a straw has zero holes, then defined it based with one of the restrictions being that is has a hole.

id watch the NBA Clone League

“Eventually they what?!”

That’s a cat.

Bombing hoax...

Hey girls, god only put you on this earth to comfort men no matter how fucking stupid or dangerous they are. Thanks ever so much for coddling me while I talk down to you. It’s the only point of women existing. Tee hee.

Of course! That’s what us “girls” are here for!/s

no drugs, no sex welcome to San Angeles, can’t wait for Cryo-Penitentiary to open up.

I hope it’s gun-running for the CIA because that sounds SEXY!

Oh, hey Lindsay.

Not to mention, the actors are a lot older. I guess they could do some sort of “mean girls” mom group, but it would be bad.

I think most people feel sad when they think about her. She really did seem to have some talent and charm as a young actress and seemed she seemed to squander that potential.