Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

I honestly think that all this shit is worse than the suicide forest stuff:

Anyone who has worked at huge companies can tell you. Even the seemingly most basic, simple actions can take weeks to process. Even when things are urgent, the response time of big companies isn’t as fast as an individuals. There are so many proper procedures and channels and take down request submissions, canceling…

I know right? In comparison Steve-O is a fucking PhD.

Google is a big organization. There’s proper procedure to go through.

Good first step, but not enough. I don’t wanna see this little shit uploading anything onto YT ever again AND I want his existing shit gone.

Now THIS is content!

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

So much dishonor for so many families. The streets will run red tonight.

I started playing Earthbound while my partner at the time finished herself off.

I want to offer a sincere, unironic thank you for this post.

Are we referring to NBA2K in this story?

Farrow also shopped the story to the NYT. It seems that they strung him along for awhile before deciding to put their own people on it and scooping him.

Wow. Could they make “MAN” any bigger in that photo caption? It’s like they heard that there were women using their own voices and they just...panicked.

I haven’t seen All The Money In The World yet, but this trailer for Trust is far more intriguing than the former’s.

In some parallel universe we’re watching the trailer where Fred Trump Sr refused to pay a kidnapper’s ransom that resulted in the unfortunate death of his youngest son Donald.

Why are we even dragging the troll out the greys?

I know a lot of supposedly “liberal” minded people who smoked pot, were pro union, (supposedly) against racism, and still voted for Trump. It’s not as insane as it sounds.

*groan*