Being a particularly...morbid type of person, before I got to the guns part, I assumed they had a lot of people die with the do not disturb sign on their doors. My husband and I were discussing the other day how long it would take people to find our bodies if we died in the house. He thought two days, I thought much…

Down to the waist or up to the waist? I’ll hang up and listen.

LaVar Ball Joins Alex Jones, Bill Walton In Monday Night Football Booth

Don’t forget Sterling Brown!

It’s hard to tell on the internet, but you know that was a different guy with the same last name, right?

Or....BB did everything he could to try and keep Jimmy G and when it became obvious he couldn’t he traded him out of conference for the best haul available.

I very much accept this theory. (One Pats beat guy DM’d me to offer the same theory.)

really, it’s mostly just Brady, Garoppolo, and Julian Edelman

Counterpoint: You are actually in The Bad Place and Brady is never going to retire and will just keep on winning Super Bowl’s.

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

This is a good enough post without all those dated pictures of puppies. Well groomed though.

To think that Brady cares about anybody other than himself is certainly tinfoil hat-worthy.

The legacy of GOT will ultimately be tarnished because after the need to find out what happens goes away the drastic drop in quality can’t be ignored. It just hasn’t been a good show in a long time. It goes from big moment to big moment with little logic in between.

Your self-heckling skills are top-notch.

“Your great-grandfather looks really good for his age! Uhhh, I’m sorry, I meant your grandfather. Wait, that’s your father?”

I would have guessed she was closer to five years older than me than five years younger, which appears to be the case. She’s been putting some Lohan miles on.

What’s the record for time between Deadspin write-ups? Because 7-and-a-half years is a pretty solid stretch.

Reached for comment, Cooke said, “Daddy always said I would one day have my own racist sport’s pogrom.”

Jacqueline Kent Fight either.

Fake video. You’d never see anyone associated with the Redskins tackle with that kind of effort.